Trevor B 11:59 Tue Apr 18
General Election 8th June 2017 declares May - (Monotonous arguments PT2)
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Teresa May to make announcement on steps of Number 10 at 11:15.
Bit unusual this, they don't usually make surprise announcements like this.
Stepping down due to health reasons?
Bringing forward the general election?
She's the new Doctor Who?
Ted Hastings sacked for sexist behaviour?
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Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
Northern Sold
12:03 Tue Apr 18
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Mayonaise to be BANNED in the UK... anyone found purchasing it will be hung drawn and quartered at Tower Hill....
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Your mum
12:05 Tue Apr 18
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Hopefully she'll cunt herself in the bastard on live tv.
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goose
12:06 Tue Apr 18
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Brexit deal is wrapped up way ahead of schedule.
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Pee Wee
12:08 Tue Apr 18
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Announcement of Sexy Legs competition
Current odds:
May 2/1
Harman 3/1
Beckett 7/1
Abbott - name your price
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FHB
12:08 Tue Apr 18
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She is announcing her affair with Jeremy Corbyn, and their plan to move to a Basildon love nest
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Pee Wee
12:10 Tue Apr 18
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It won't be a general election.
She has to get Parliament's permission to do that.
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GreenStreetPlayer
12:10 Tue Apr 18
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Fake news?
Suspect its a GE given the "popularity" of her party at the mo. Also, Labour is so weak with Corbyn, its like the Thatcher v Foot/Kinnock days, no contest.
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Northern Sold
12:13 Tue Apr 18
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She's going to get a pair of spoons and play them on her knee... whilst urging the nation to get behind her rendition of `Lambeth Walk'....
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LeroysBoots
12:13 Tue Apr 18
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I hope she doesn't go, I like her as PM
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goose
12:15 Tue Apr 18
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hopefully she will announce that Tony Blair will face charges over the Iraq war and generally fucking up this country.
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Robson
12:17 Tue Apr 18
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It better not be a general election. If it is I won't vote for her.
She has a mandate to deliver brexit (sort of) and until we see how well she does it how can we possibly judge whether she's worth another term?
Brexit is number one priority. We don't need another general election now any more than we need another scottish referendum.
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Northern Sold
12:20 Tue Apr 18
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Yeah maybe she is gonna just say...`Hey you know that Brexit marlarkey.... too fucking difficult... can't do it... I'm outta here... Johnson and Farage are taking over the place... laters"
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Sniper
12:21 Tue Apr 18
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She's going to say she's had enough of this Brexit shit, she can't keep up the act any more and anyone who doesn't want to be a part of the eu can fuck if to Syria and see how they like that instead
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mallard
12:24 Tue Apr 18
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Knowing our luck, she'll announce all Premier League chairman are to be contracted to stay with their clubs for a 50 year minimum term
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Eddie B
12:24 Tue Apr 18
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Pee Wee 12:10 Tue Apr 18
She'll easily get parliament's permission to do that. Corbyn has already said he'd agree to it.
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Pee Wee
12:24 Tue Apr 18
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She can announce she plans on asking MP's permission for an early election, but she can't just decide on one without it.
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riosleftsock
12:25 Tue Apr 18
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We're invading Belgium.
*taps nose*
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Northern Sold
12:25 Tue Apr 18
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She is resigning and Karren Brady is taking over....
* buys shares in chesseboards *
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Takashi Miike
12:25 Tue Apr 18
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she's really a bloke in drag called Rupert
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Nurse Ratched
12:26 Tue Apr 18
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Queen stepping down?
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